Out of left field Carlton recruit a 6'10" African for 2010.
Very athletic but no football experience. They decide to put him in the forward line. At the first training session Ratten gets all the forwards together to go thru' the game-plan. He speaks very slowly:
'Carlton man get ball in midfield. When you see, you run toward Carlton man. Carlton man kick ball to you. You catch ball..'
The African pipes up: 'Mr Ratten, I can speak perfect English Sir.'
Ratten replies 'Yes I know. I was talking to Fev.'

submitted: Bernie Lennox