Fella is putting his bins out one morning before leaving for work and he sees his Collingwood supporting neighbour getting into his car without putting his bins out. Trying to be helpful he calls out: "Hey, mate! Where's your bin?"

The Woodsman pokes his head out of the car:
"I've bin on holidays."

"No, no!" Calls the first guy, thinking the Collingwood bloke doesn't hear to good. "Where is your wheely bin?"
"Ahh, Ok. You got me!"

The Woodsman replies. "I wheely bin in jail."

submitted: Bernie Lennox